Okay. So judging by what I've encountered in the last year or so, this is what my world has taught me:
I don't need to get a job, the government and taxpayers will pay for everything, including my Prada sunglasses. If I get knocked up a buncha times, I'll get even more money, enough to cover my 2 year old's earrings and fake nails.
I can go to the mall and steal whatever I want whenever I want. Even though I'll be caught on camera and have my picture posted in the break room of every store, I will never be prosecuted.
I can swear on the bus, harass other passengers, play my radio too loud and call the driver names and get away with it.
I can show complete and utter disrespect towards anyone I want to, and they will just accept it.
I can rent an apartment and do whatever I want, including smoking weed and having a dog, and I won't get evicted even though smoking weed is illegal and the lease says no pets.
I can just half ass everything at my job and be a lazy ass and not do jack sh*t and not get fired.
My world better be thanking its lucky f**kin stars that I have some common sense!
You're welcome.
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