Saturday, June 9, 2012

Apologies, it's been a while. Enjoy these hilarious videos!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. If you're reading this, thanks for looking! I've been considering doing a video blog instead of typed stuff, but I haven't decided yet. I've been watching quite a bit of Dateline: To Catch A Predator. I loved that show when it was on, it was hilarious. I never went to college, and I have a slightly above average IQ, I'm no genius, but some things in life are SUPER obvious. I won't even read the emails from "Nigerian princes," and yet these doctors and teachers and even a cop and a rabbi think it's totally a great idea to just show up at some strange underage kid's house for sex! Many of these guys even admit they WATCH Dateline: To Catch A Predator! But enjoy my 2 favorites, who are even DUMBER!:
John Kennely (SpecialGuy29) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bZHujMc_cI

Michael Seibert (bud44800) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPQq9Jv9tl0&feature=share

Sunday, April 15, 2012

My First Maternity Shoot

It was fun, and the pictures turned out very nice! Holly is a very lovely mom-to-be, so it was easy to get great shots that made her look very beautiful. I appreciated her & Shane letting me use them as my guinea pigs. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

What My World Has Taught Me

Okay. So judging by what I've encountered in the last year or so, this is what my world has taught me:
I don't need to get a job, the government and taxpayers will pay for everything, including my Prada sunglasses. If I get knocked up a buncha times, I'll get even more money, enough to cover my 2 year old's earrings and fake nails.
I can go to the mall and steal whatever I want whenever I want. Even though I'll be caught on camera and have my picture posted in the break room of every store, I will never be prosecuted.
I can swear on the bus, harass other passengers, play my radio too loud and call the driver names and get away with it.
I can show complete and utter disrespect towards anyone I want to, and they will just accept it.
I can rent an apartment and do whatever I want, including smoking weed and having a dog, and I won't get evicted even though smoking weed is illegal and the lease says no pets.
I can just half ass everything at my job and be a lazy ass and not do jack sh*t and not get fired.


My world better be thanking its lucky f**kin stars that I have some common sense!
You're welcome.

Welcome to my lovely blog :-)

Thanks for taking a peek! Here is where you'll find out about what's going on in my world. Sometimes it's happy stuff, and sometime's it's not, but isn't that the way the world is? These will be posts about things just as I see them. You'll hear about the problems with my world as well as what's right in my world, and my world is your world too! Thanks again for stopping by!